Có hai trường hợp xảy ra khi đọc những câu nói đùa sau đây:
1. Đọc xong rồi mĩm cười một mình.
2. Đọc xong mà chẳng thấy mắc cười gì hết. --> Đọc lại nha, tại chưa hiểu hết ý nên không mắc cười đó!
Nếu đã đọc lại mà vẫn không hiểu thì ghi vào comment đoạn nào không hiểu để các bạn khác dịch giúp nhé. Kê, học thầy không tày học bạn nhé!
1.
Student: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Would
you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of
course not!
Student: I didn’t
do my homework.
2.
Teacher: Tomorrow
there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry,
my mom wouldn’t let me go so far.
3.
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Student: I lost
it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.
Teacher asked a
student: What is the full form of Maths?
Student: I think
it it “Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students”.
4.
Teacher asked a
student: Why are you sleeping in the class?
Student: Your
voice is so sweet. That’s why I’m getting sleep.
Teacher: Then why
other people are not sleeping?
Student: They
aren’t listening to you maam.
5.
Son: I think we
need a new teacher.
Mom: Why is that?
Son: Our teacher
doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers.
(Nguồn: On the internet)
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